omvr:
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
June 2013
who is tyler and what did he create
May 2013
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
Vader, all-powerful and ever-living Sith, we do well always and everywhere to give you thanks through Luke Skywalker our Lord.
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?you broke the world
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
April 2013
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
- me: wears pajamas
- me: showers
- me: changes into clean pajamas
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A...... →
goo.gl
EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW
NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
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March 2013
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick
my bed describes my lifestyle
single
my bed describes my lifestyle
queen.
my bed describes my lifestyle
indoors
This week on Facebook:
This week on Tumblr:
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
- why is being alive so suck
- why is being alive suck
- why is suck
- suck is being alive so expensive
- why suck so expensive
?????
what the fuck is going on
literally what the fuck
Caillou Based Freestyle
Yung God
CAILLOU BASED FREESTYLE
HER PUSSY BALD LIKE CAILLOU SWAG SWAG LIKE CAILLOU I’M GOOD NIGGA HOW YOU? GO WAY BACK LIKE CAILLOU CAP BACK LIKE CAILLOU I DON’T MATCH LIKE CAILLOU MY WEED YOUNG LIKE CAILLOU GO DUMB LIKE CAILLOU I’M PBS LIKE CAILLOU DTF LIKE CAILLOU MY DICK FRESH LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET WET LIKE CAILLOU THE REALEST EVER LIKE CAILLOU I’M DICKIN IT LIKE CAILLOU BAD BITCH GON SUCK DICK NEED 30 MINUTES LIKE CAILLOU I’M UP EARLY LIKE CAILLOU SHE GET DIRTY LIKE CAILLOU
to the window
to the wall
to the sweatdrip down my balls
to all these bitches crawl
- English Commentators: he runs up and he makes the goal. What a nice goal that was.
- Hispanic Commentators: corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!......QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!!
not long until i hit ..... →
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not long until i hit 3000 followers
domestic violence needs to stop
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
A Day to Remember's NEW SONG! Right Back at it Again →
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This was played at Atlanta, it’s not a live version, so the quality is great. It looks like they played it for the VIPs before the show! I’m guessing this is the “special surprise” they were promised?! Anyone who went tonight let us know!
can we talk about how unsurprising and lame that finale was?
forreal though.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.
if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.
If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.
You raped someone.
You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.
